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what happens when two people in a bad situation compare plights in an attempt to outdo each other........often at large gatherings intended for celebration
Trey: Hey bro, mom and grandpa have been in there talking for three hours! What's going on?
Mike: Dude, they're just having another plight war....
Trey: Lame
Mike: Uberlame
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An incredible iPhone app where the player learns spells, duels players, and chats on a free forum. Using gold to buy classes, the player can learn a new spell. Some spells include:
1. Memory
2. Light
3. Water
4. Fire
5. Weather
These spells are used to duel players in a two step process. Here's how it works:
One player sends a spell to another player. The recieving player gets a notification and selects a second spell. That player sends his/her spell to the original player and the winner is generated randomly from experience stats, spell weakness/resistance, and level.
The forum is a great place to chat and exchange circle numbers, used to learn new spells.
Please note, this app is currently shut down due to abuse of the forums. This instead was a flame war caused by the sister apps Blood Wars and Powers, which are much less moderated and, in most peoples opinions (and mine) discusting and filled with perverted threads, comments, and posts. These have also been removed from the app store.
Friend via Magic Wars PM: Dude wanna exchange circle numbers?
Me: Course! Mines 6572280!
Many people on Twitter/Facebook: Hey creator, when does the app come back up?? We've all been dying to know!
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What America is on the brink of.
America is on the brink of another civil war thanks to Bill Clinton dividing everyone against eachother
so well.
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A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.
Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...
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A battle between two people in which they say "Pimp that __________." It goes back and forth using rhymes until the other pimp can come up with no more.
Joe powned Joey in a pimp war because he is an epic nub and Joe is obviously the better pimp.
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Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:
first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec
third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.
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after having intercourse you have menstrual blood on your face
getting menstrual blood on your face and having it look like war paint
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