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ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021


identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.

After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.

by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020


coop-washing

Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models

They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure

by cubicgarden July 18, 2023


Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024


American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

by Janey March 21, 2024


car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.

I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me

by Eatdogp00p September 7, 2020


Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021