I like you for who you are

1) A more nice and polite way of telling someone you are not physically or sexually attractive to them.

2) An expression often used to woo or try to get in someone's pants.

3) The person's outward appearance doesn't mean shit to you, and you truely care only for the person they are inside.

1) "Jonh, it doesn't matter that you have a giant mole spourting hairs, I like you for who you are."

2) "Anna, I'm not only in this relationship to have sex. I like you for who you are. Now can we have sex?"

3) "Hanna, do you really love me? I look like a retired sumo wrestler..."

"It doesn't matter, Hank, I like you for who you are. Now where is your thong anyways?"

who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

Who killed my banana tree

A term used when someone does something you don’t like. Could also be used like “you killed my banana tree” when confronting someone who hurt your feelings. This term was first used in “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe. The main character okonkwo yells this at his family when he finds out his banana tree is dead

Margret you really killed my banana tree

Who killed my banana tree?

This test is killing my banana tree

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!

the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!

me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)

Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet