a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH
“i say we cut”
“g mums let’s cut den”
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday
You would you like to be my chubby’s mum
A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)
Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster
I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster
U are literally swearing on ur mums life
Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums
Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.
Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF
The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.
S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."