Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.

Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

Ali-Minion-Mum

Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident