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The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.
My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.
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A phone that is not able to copy and paste, multitask, mount SDCards or offer any popular applications. Microsoft's failed attempt to make a phone.
I heard a Microsoft Employee tell me how cool his new Windows Phone 7 is. I asked him if he could multitask applications like Pandora and browse his e-mail at the same time. He said no. I asked him if popular apps like Angry Birds were available for it. He said no. I asked him if he could add and remove an SDCard from the device. He said "Only if I want to Brick the Phone". It's a real game changer!
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blowing air out of your gludies maximus after intaking food that your stomach does not exactly agree with.
I was sitting in the car and all the sudden i smelled this horrible stench! It was so horrible, that we couldnt get rid of it unless we rolled all the windows down in the car.
hence the word "four window fart"
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A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.
"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"
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You can get your windows rolled down or roll them down yourself.
#1: Hey man, i just got my windows rolled down!
#2 No way! Just now?
#1 Yeah, in the parking lot!
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To black someones eyes by punching them in the face
Keep playing wit me Laya Im gonna tint your windows.
That nigga came in late from the strip club so I tinted his windows.
Man #1: Hey man why is she wearing them dark shades?
Man #2: I caught her wit anotha dude and I tinted her windows.
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Microsoft's answer to why it didn't include major apps, like an E-Mail client, with its latest operating system release (Windows 7). Windows Live Essentials includes a bunch of things such as Windows Live Mail, Windows Live Movie Maker, Windows Live Photo Gallery and Windows Live Messenger. Don't let the similarities fool you though. The Windows Live Essentials apps are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE compared to their predecessors (which were included built in to Windows Vista). This is the key reason I choose not to upgrade to Windows 7, because they will not include the awesome apps that are included with Vista.
Windows Mail (Windows Vista included app), for example, works similarly to Mac OS X's Mail app, which is amazing and the standard for all E-Mail clients, however Windows Live Mail (included with WLE and the only option for Windows 7 users) puts the entire view in a totally un standard, confusing format and doesn't even save contacts correctly if your using Windows 7, as 7 does not include an address book (or even a calendar for that matter). That's just ONE of the horrors that await Windows 7 owners looking into downloading Windows Live Essentials since Windows 7 does NOT include major features like previous OS's. If your on Vista or even XP, STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAP. The only thing it has of value to you is Windows Live Messenger, ignore the other crappy features, they are less useful then dial-up.
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