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When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.
"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
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Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.
Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."
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A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.
When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.
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When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.
Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.
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the female equivalent to the male hard-on....
an aching feeling between a womans legs after waking up from a naughty dream or being around someone that turns them on....
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To have a intense craving for a certain type of food.
"I totally have a belly boner for some McDonalds right about now."
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During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.
"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."
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