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A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.
Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP
Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn
Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland
Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do
Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.
Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.
I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.
When a Zombie gets shot in the cock.
Jeff: I got bitten, shot the zombie in the cock and it bit me.
Jim: LOL ZOMBIE COCKSHOT
a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.
one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again