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A middle/high/college school girl between the age of 12-21. She always has an unnecessary oversized sweatshirt. Most of the time she is seen wearing a kanken bag and she carries a Hydro flask. She can be super nice or be a wannabe popular girl.
Me: Yo, what's with Vanessa always wearing an oversized sweatshirt and carrying around a Hydro flask and a kanken bag?
Friend: She's a VSCO girl, idiot!
Extreme annoyance and stupidity bottled up in one living being. Beware of flying scrunchies, banging of hyrdoflask's, constant "sksksksks" and "and i oop-"
VSCO Girl: I dropped my hydro flask
Kid: So What
VSCO Girl: And i oop- sksksksksksksksksksk
Kid: Shut the front door
the dumbest bitches you’ll ever meet, “sksksksk an I-SHUT THE FUCK UP”
(VSCO girl also pronounced sksksksksksksksksks)
known as the Tumblr girls of 2019
their language includes:
sksksksksk~no one actually knows what this means they just say it
and i oop- ~used to indicate that something scandalous/funny/good/bad happened (can be used for basically anything)
SAVE THE TURTLES~ meaning: im trying to be cool and trendy but I don't know one common fact about turtles
you will usually find them with:
~ at least 100 scrunchies on each arm
~ a hydro flask (an overpriced reusable water bottle, usually filled with stickers from RedBubble)
~ metal straws, one for each hour of the day (we gotta save those turtles)
~ oversized t-shirt (cause who needs pants)
~ slip on vans (shoelaces take to much time, we need that time to post about the turtles)
~ shell necklace (from Brandy Melville cause we know they probably don't even like the beach cause there's to much sand and "unknown creatures")
~ Mario Badescu face mist (no one knows what this does, they just use it cause it feels nice)
~ Birkenstocks (if we not wearing those vans you'll catch us with some of those birkies)
~ friendship bracelets (cause we're 5 yo)
AND thats basically it
and i oop- and i oop- and i oop-
i wish i was a VSCO girl
and i oop- and i oop- and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
SAVE THE TURTLES
A VSCO girl is someone whose lifestyle matches the aesthetics of the VSCO app. Usually seen wearing an oversized
t-shirt, crocs, birks or vans carring a hydroflask decorated with stickers placed on the side of her kanken backpack with a puka shell necklace. And we cant forget how they always apply carmex to top off the tumblr girl of 2019 look. And of course, please dont be alarmed if they drop their hydroflask and say "an i oop" and "sksksksk"
"Skskksksks"
*Drops hydroflask while applying carmex in oversized t-shirt and
OMG, Ur such a VSCO Girl tammy!"
"An i oop"
some of the most annoying people you will ever meet. They wear scrunchies on their wrists and say "sksksksk!" which used to be a normal phrase but they have now taken it over, they also say "anna oop!" when they drop their hydroflasks essentially they are all really annoying and wear stupidly oversized t-shirts with their Nike cycling shorts and sea shell necklaces.
"omy why is that girl wearing such a big shirt?"
"she must be another VSCO girl!"
Its just a nigga wearing vans and crocs while saying sksksksksks and i oop
Vsco girl: sksksk and i oop
Me: wtf