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A VSCO girl is a girl that's so fucking annoying to the point you want to kill them.
It's fine if you have the items to be a vsco girl but you don't have to be a bitch like them and say and i oop and sksksksksksk all the god damn time.
They wear oversized short and Nike shorts to the point where you can't see them and also have the essentials a hydro flask WITH STICKERS and scrunchies. Not a scrunchie SCRUNCHIES like 50 of them all over their arms.
They also wear vans specifically white vans with pukka shell necklaces.
Their favorite stores are vineyard vines, brandy Melville, and ivory Ella.
They love the beach and love to help save the turtles by getting metal straws which don't seem to help bc their cup is still plastic. Next, their favorite drink is the pink drink from Starbucks no other drink it's always the pink drink.
No one:
Freshman VSCO girl: "sksksksks and i oop"
EVERYONE: "SHUT UP!"
Freshman VSCO girl: "And I oop"
VSCO girls are the spawn of satin. Baggy shirts hide the wings. Messy buns hid the horns. Hydroflasks are filled with bones and blood. And if you say 666 really fast it turns into sksksk their most popular saying!
And I oop sksksk I'm a VSCO girl
-Laugh: Sksksksksk
-Carries: Hydroflask, extra scrunchie
-Wears: Scrunchie,seashell choker, long nails
-IQ: -2
-Favorite pastime: Making friendship bracelets on her hydro flask
-Favorite phrase: And I oop-!
VSCO Girl: And I oop-! Wait, do you not have a hydro flask? They are half off right now and they are good for making friendship bracelets. Omg I think mine got a dent in it sksksk... Anyways, do you like my seashell choker, I got a color that would match my scrunchie! Oh, my names Clarissa by the way!
Brainless idiots whos most intelligent word is sksksksksksks or and I oop.
They look like tumblr girls but in dumber
''HAHA SAVE THE TURTULES'' is the smartest thing they ever said. Vsco girls are not good for your health
A Vsco girl is the most scariest thing in the world.
Person: *Calls 911* hello…there is a Vsco girl in my basement!! Help!
911 Person: Oh My Lord!! We’re Coming With the whole department!! Wait and get as far away from that devil as you can
Sksksksk Jesus crist not this again please. Ok let’s get this over with. A “vsco girl” usually wears oversized “Ron Jon” t-shirts and let me mention she wears the smallest shorts in the whole world. And for shoes?! It’s usually crocs, burks, or vans. She can’t leave home without her scrunchie and her hydroflask. She usually says “ AND I OOP and SKSKSK” very aggressively. This thing is very annoying never go near one.
Normal guy:Jesus is that a vsco girl
Normal girl: yeah, this is bad
Normal guy: okay I’m gonna move schools now
Vsco girl: SKSKS AND I OOP WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?!?
Dum fucks who run around saying sksksksks and have hydo flasks scruncheys metal straws and booty shorts that show have of there ass but wear big t-shirts to cover it up .
That dum VSCO GIRL droped my dam 50$ hydo flask just to say and I opps sksksk