At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

Had I only done it sooner

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

am i right?

a phrase used for any inconvenience or happy moment in life, it can be used in different tones, such as excitement, melancholy, cherish full, etc.

Friend - hey let’s go to the mall
Person - AM I RIGHT???

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

ABBY I. ORTEGA

TO ABBY: I HOPE U READ THIS..
abby is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. she has the best smile that lights up the whole room and everyone in it. she has the best sense of humor and will always make u laugh. abby is always fun and bubbly but when it comes down too it, she is always there and ready to put up a fight for u (fun fact.. abby punched a girl for me) abby is my fav friwnd 🧡

person 1 “who is that smoking hot babe over there??”
person 2 “oh that’s ABBY I. ORTEGA . she’s pretty sickalicous”

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked