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The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
The act of having sex with a female and then doing a shift right after.
Went up to Sally's last night and gave 'er a right working man. Shagged 'er, got me boots on, then off to work. Best shift I've ever done.
The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend
“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”
The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.
The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.
A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.
Golden hands man
What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
Reference to when a freshman female's arse seems to inexplicitly increases in size during her freshman year at college. She's described as, "having had a visit from the handgrenade man".
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.
"She had such a nice arse, until she had a visit from the handgrenade man".