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A very useless person.
That guys a waste mans, he dont do shit.
A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
Pringle Man is Single and Ready to Mingle
"Pringle Man is Single and Ready to Mingle"
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incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???
White man only wants black women tattoo
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When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin
Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊
(n.) refers to the spunk dripping out of a bloke’s knob after coming hard. Often found in underwear, inside trousers, on towels, on Kleenex, inside used condoms, and frequently upon bedding, among other places. Some people lick them up if the knob is still accessible. Can be found near wherever a bloke has splooged.
After power fucking Bill, my man drippings were all over the couch.
He must have had a huge cum. His man drippings ran from the crotch of his trousers down to his knee!