1-up

a character on homestarrunner.com; lives in the year 20X6 on planet K with stinkoman

hey stinkoman, evrybody says your the guy, I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO!

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and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.

The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.

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1 percenter

A club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a bleeding pussy.

See that dude over there? He's a 1 percenter!

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Sublime #1

Probebly the best ska band out there. The best songs are: Smoke 2 joints
Santeria
I've seen better days

They bands song describes pretty much most of teenagers lives.

Sublime #1 band in the world

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june 1

the straightest day of the year

jacob: "its june 1 you know what that means!"
carl: "yeah time to be super heterosexual!"

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1 January

Give ur girl bestie your hoodie or jumper and hug her bc she in your lofe

Boy: want my jumper

Girl: why

Boy: it’s 1 January

Girl: okay -hugs boy-

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1 spec

1 spec is something from runescape. A person with a dragon dagger would do a special attack and 1 hit KO you. That would be a 1 spec.

Nerd: Hey nub lets battle!
Person: Okay, stake: 1m
Nerd: I will 1 spec you noob! I stake phat!
Person: Okay, lets go..
( in the duel arena, the person 1 specs the nerd with his dds.)
Nerd: OMFG MY PHAT NOOOOOOOOO.
Person: Noob, I can 1 spec you any day.

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