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The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.
He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend
Where you celebrate them just because
Happy National boyfriends day part three
its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now
@namei
made up name for boyfriend from fnf
"Boyfriend Bearest"
"**i hate you**"
A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.