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Dan is a fat cunt who is usually in sexual relationships with inanimate objects, also known as Australians.
You're such a Dan, it's actually ridiculous!
Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.
Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.
Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.
Dan is the type of person often fighting for survival
Gus Dan
ugh dan is a propa alien man slag asking people for nudes 24/7
Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
Nikey's sussy baka bara alpha roleplayer partner lover roommate, Daniel Vanilla. A hardcore creek and lams shipper.
"omg i cant believe Dan used to ship boyf riends"