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You are having sex with a girl and she is on bottom n when ur are about to ejaculate u pretend u did it in her.... but NO! as she lookes down to see if you did u shoot ur load in her eye n run.
Holy Shit! This girl is never gonna talk to me again.
Why not?
Cuz I nasty d'ed her in the eye
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86'd
In the early days of the Remington and Royal typewriters, when paper was expensive and the results messy, overtyping to block out errors (e.g.: old prices on the daily menu or items out of stock) was common. Repeated typing
of the the digits 86 over a word would cover almost any previously typed word. The X was also used, and when you either typed "X" or "86" over a word the resulting edit was always called an "86" and anything so blotted out was "86'd". That's the connection with Delmonico's, and other downtown NYC eateries where the menus were printed for the day or week and had to be "overtyped" to eliminate items off the menu.
The raw oysters were 86'd by the time we got seated for dinner.
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Restraunt industry jargon for an item that has been removed, temporarily from the menu and is no longer available to be sold or served. Usually for the reason that the supply of said item has run out.
The deal with the preschool fell through, so the filet of child sandwhich is 86'd.
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This nickname for McDonald's was actually invented by the financial industry to avoid confusion between military contractor McDonnell Douglas (now owned by Boeing) and McDonald's.
McDonald's ticker symbol is "MCD", which can be pronounced "Mickey D's"
My client wants to buy shares of MCD! (pronounced "Mickey D's")
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"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
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the command for bumping a discord server through the bot disboard. has lead to multiple all-out wars throughout servers to see who can claim the bump first.
person 1: !d bump
Disboard: @Person1#0000, Bump done. Check it on DISBOARD: (link)
person 2: which force do you take this bump by?
person 1: uhh idk i only just joined the server a few days ago
person 2: join my force then
person 3: no mine
person 1: ._.
Spam !d bump in order to get the bumps before she does, just be careful not to get yourself rate-limited.
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An anime which uses Computer Graphics along with conventional animation to convey the story about an 18 year old from Akina named Takumi Fujiwara who drives an AE86 Sprinter Trueno.
What is so interesting is his drift technique which is taught to him from his father through the use of water in a cup, which allows him to defeat local street racers in everything from Turbo RX-7's to Lancer Evolutions.
Initial D is the BEST anime to come from Japan.
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