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Mr. P

God of quick writes

Mr. P i need a quick write

by Person with authority February 01, 2019


Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 02, 2020


P county

Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma

"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"

by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021


Shane P.

Has a fat ass usually and is socially awkward. If you get to know him he usually is much more open and maybe will let you get a slice of the fat tender juicy ass.

Yo do you know Shane P.? That ass is so fat I hope I can eat that, I just hope I can get him to open up.

by gangsterman22 July 09, 2022


p delaney

A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.

Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."

by Taco Grin March 14, 2010


P-hole

A girl who’s name starts with a P and has extremely open legs

I’m a P-hole for Rips

by sh4ffer September 23, 2019


P-knuckle

An old man with tight pants and his budget showing...cousin to moose knuckle

Old man Fred's P-knuckle is showing

by Twackerisms March 08, 2022