When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.
Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?
Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.
Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!
Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma
"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"
Has a fat ass usually and is socially awkward. If you get to know him he usually is much more open and maybe will let you get a slice of the fat tender juicy ass.
Yo do you know Shane P.? That ass is so fat I hope I can eat that, I just hope I can get him to open up.
A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.
Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."
An old man with tight pants and his budget showing...cousin to moose knuckle
Old man Fred's P-knuckle is showing