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nerd wrists

man wrists that are skinny, boney, or girlish in appearance. usually exemplified by a nerd virgin who has spent many, many a night poopsocking in front of his computer.

Inphared's nerd wrists couldn't throw a football but 1 or 2 yards.

by Amba Lamps March 31, 2010

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nerd-trend

A trend that is inherently nerdy. A nerd-trend occurs when a lead nerd decides on a new nerd activity to partake in such as online chess or scrabble. Once the activity is celebrated by the lead nerd and fellow lead nerds, sheep nerds with invariably begin to participate, leading to a nerd-rush of activity, and an eventual nerd-movement toward the next activity the lead nerd decides upon.

nerd-trends have become even more mainstream as a result of the internet and online games. Facebook applications are also at fault for many nerd-trends that have resulted in the last 5 or so years.

Marianna: Jonathan, I found this great Facebook app for online scrabble!
Jonathan: Oh goody, let's have a scrabble marathon. Best out of 7 wins!
Marianna: actually, lets look up chuck Norris jokes!

Jonathan: No way Marianna, chuck Norris jokes are an old nerd-trend.

by megachiller October 12, 2010

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Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.

1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.

by Joslyn GothicGenie Corvis May 4, 2013

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k-nerd

A "kute nerd". A good looking nerd.

"That guy over there with the taped glasses and pocket protector is SUCH a k-nerd!"

by TopScore April 1, 2009

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Bionic Nerd

A nerd that was constructed in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. Also referred to as a Super Nerd or Super Dork.

As referenced by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog from the Conan O'Brien Show, addressing nerds waiting outside the premier of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones.

Look at this guy! He looks like some kind of Super Nerd! Build in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. A Bionic Nerd if you will.

by Lashin August 6, 2008

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GG nerds

Used by the losing team in an online game to suggest that the other team won because they are nerds.

gg nerds

by ZekeOner July 30, 2013

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Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics

Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax

by TedDeadMan June 30, 2010

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