Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

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Emo hair

Emo hair is hair that many 14-16 year old boys get to get girls. It is usually black and greasy,short at the back and it partially covers one or both eyes. Usually people get an emo haircut to look attractive, because there ugly as hell. I know many people who have an emo haircut and girls always flirt with him. But the truth is without their "emo haircut" their not that attractive.

Classmate: Are you emo?

Emo hair kid: Nah i just have this hair style so all the girls will dig me, im really ugly without it.

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hair flip

What a girl does to get a guy to notice her. Flip your head down and bring it back up slowly and the more dramatic the better.

Can you believe L just did the hair flip in front of Z, she so likes him.

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hair metal

this isn't much of a definition but seriously whoever writes these things about hair metal doesn't have a clue! The term hair metal started out as a derogatory for glam rock or whatever you want to call it. Some people originality called it teeth metal mainly because everyone was seen to be having a good time. which to me is what music is all about.

here is an example of a noob... Success in hair metal was primarily achieved through placing primary importance on the ability to pose for the camera, and comprising your band with simpletons with little or no musical ability, much less creativity.

have you ever listened to any glam rock? some of the guitarists of that era pushed the boundaries of solos. The thing is many solos may be easy to play, but to compose them in the first place takes some serious creative talent.

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