Dank Food

Munch food like subway kfc etc. Usually associated with people who are lean. Dank from the term for very high grade skunk. Used to describe munch food for really bad munchies

"I need some subway man!!I need some Dank Food!!"

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cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

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Poser Foods

Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.

Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.

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Food Fucked

When you're eating something, like pizza for example, and a piece falls off and rolls down your shirt, pants and then hits your shoe before touching the ground.

Wow look at the spaghetti sauce trail down that guy... he totally got food fucked.

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food for favors

When a girl does sexual favors in return for food. Usually a skinny girl who is not allowed to eat that much.

Jane founded our town's chapter of Food for favors by sucking some guy's dick for a slice of pizza.

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food coma

An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.

I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...

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indian food

When something smells ridiculously bad.

Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.

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