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Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month
It's August girl cmon be my pet already
Official spend time with your boyfriend month and also the month you become his pet animal!
It's August cmon be my pet already
A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller
Hey do you see that guy
Yeah he looks like an august
A guy with a very small penis.
Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard
Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into
Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself
People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!
Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.
Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.