A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.
We should buy an austin.
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
"Hes so perfect looking, he must be a Austin"
A guy who cares about his friends and fights for what he believes in. He hates anything he thinks is unpure and should not exist.
I went to a furry convention and pulled an austin and beat them all up
has the smallest penis in existence.
Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.