This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.
I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!
2-dimensional electronic music instrument as opposed to 1-dimensional
"I like your wallpaper.
" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."
The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.
I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!
Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.
"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"
When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.
How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.