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To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.
"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"
1.) One who cannot keep his word and always backs out without notice.
2.) No Call, No Show!
Tony: You going to come over tomorrow for the game?
Bill: Yea I'll definatly be there!
@the party.
Justin:Where is bill at?
Tony: I don't know he never called.
Justin: Good ol' Back out Bill
Starting third baseman for the Boston Red Sox.
He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) played again for the Giants in September 2002, and then has been with the pRed Sox ever since (2003-Present)
He has a career .292 batting average with 72 home runs, one less than Barry Bonds hit in a single year.
He has hit 31 of his 72 career home runs in the last two years with 19 in 2003 and 12 in 2004 (in only about 100 games)
Another similar player is Mark Loretta
Bill Mueller is my favorite baseball player. He reminds me of Wade Boggs with a bit less less batting average and a bit more power.
If he keeps hitting like he did in 2003 for 5-6 more years maybe he'll have an outside chance at the HOF
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Commonly used on tv shows when they want to take a commercial break.
Or it could actually mean paying your bills, electricity, water, et cetera.
Let's take a quick break to go pay some bills.
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When you transition for receiving head to gouging her left eye out w a metal spoon and inserting your genitalia into the newfound cavity (level 7 sex move)
Man last night I had to KILL BILL A BITCH
John: man that’s crazyyyy, u like it?!
(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10
Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.
Greg- well just win 10 world championships.
Ryder- What good will that do me?
Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.
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This is what Keith Olbermann sometimes calls Bill O'Reily on his show Countdown. Always used as an insult.
"Bill O The Clown, today's Worst...Person...in the World"!
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