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A girl between the age of fourteen and twenty. Her hair is either blonde, or half blonde (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section). She wears too much mascara and her eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. They enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion. One of the more popular items of makeup used by Bro-hos is bronzer. Bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color. Bro-hos apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color, and the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, but this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro-hos are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resemble the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashioned by the companies and sold extremely overpriced to bros and bro-hos alike. They do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks(preferably with little metal studs across them). Each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro-hos are some kind of platform shoe ( mostly Rocket Dogg, but other svariations of shoes three to six inches tall). Instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. brohos drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", "totally", "for sures", "dude","bro","romp","dez".. etc.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude Jays takin that slutty ass bro-ho with us to mike's party!! But only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna hit that shit!!
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The meal eaten directly following any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros
A bro stimulate that steps up their game in times of need
Dude #1: "Yo bro, check out dis chick she's a 10."
Dude #2: "Yeah bro man, you better take some bro-tein before you go up to her"
Dude #1: "Yes, good thinkin bro"
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Brolegged (adj.) - what a chick is when she has had one too many bros in her vagine; exhibiting telltale signs of bro infestation including a slight bow-leggedness that can not be hid with any amount of Natural Ice/Tapout apparel she decides to wear.
ex. She was so bro-legged that she had hair gel in her pubes under her tapout panties.
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One of your bros who also happens to be your blood related brother
Bro 1: Let's get hammered bro
Bro 2: Hell yeah
Bro 1: Dude, bring your bro-ther, he kicks ass
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A white male, usually between the ages of 18-25 who is obsessed with Tap-Out, Ed Hardy, and most commonly Affliction. A dude bro can be caught wearing cargo shorts at any given moment while sporting a generic tribal arm band tattoo. The car of choice by the dude bro is a late 90's model ford mustang or a "tricked" out honda civic. On the dude bro's radio you will anything from Godsmack to Hinder.
guy 1 (talking to a group of dude-bro's as they pass by)- "Hey dude bro, sweet tattoo!"
group of dude bro's- (as they all turn together) hey thanks dude bro!!
( they were oblivious that they were actually being made fun of )
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A term used to describe a suttle and not interesting topic of which derived from the English word "Boring"
Jen: lets watch the squirrel!
Tom: NO! Thats so broing!
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someone who doesn't take hockey as just a game, but also lives the lifestyle and absorbs the culture of hockey. Commonly using slang terms (twig, bucket, mits, shouldys, visy, dangles ect) dressin in wife beaters, under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, topped off with i nice flat rim cap. Hockey bros are commanly accompanied with there puck bunnies, and other hockey bros when headin out to parties. Lax bros and hockey bros are chill with one another.
Although in many cases hockey bros have been known to b violent with puck bunnies, when they find a girl to there liking they'll beat the hell outta anyone who messes with him and his puck bunny.
Hockey bros are some of the best, if not the best, athletes known to man kind.
sidney crosby is not a hockey bro
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