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we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word
To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."
Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.
This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt
The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
A snowplough.
Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.
When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."