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The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."
When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole
Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.
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When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."
Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.
We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.
A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.