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Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
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some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.
sold for about $15-20/g
cotton candy kush dopest dope ive ever smoked
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When a girl, or preferrably a guy, gets hickies on his or her arm<s> because of the sucking on the arm similar to that of sucking on candy resulting in ARM CANDY!
Wow, that guy has a lot of arm candy, but GROSS! Couldn't he have at least worn a long sleve shirt!? EW!
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(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.
"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."
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going down on a girl while she's menstruating.
"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"
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(n) cocaine
also known as bolivian marching powder
1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.
2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.
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