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When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.
Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!
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When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.
Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
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When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.
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A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James
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an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
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when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
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Eating food out f an Asian's Vagina.
You are plowing an japans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. But you find out you don't have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your Asians vagina and start fuck'en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you "Chinese Take out".
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