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Occurs when two people are chatting online, particularly facebook chat, and one person says they cannot talk anymore. The person signs off to show they're offline to purposely stop talking, then signs right back on. AKA shutting you out.
Reasons for this include annoyance, you don't know the person, or you are just having a bad day and do not want to carry on a conversation that is completely pointless.
Dude 1- "I was talking to Karen the other night and she said she had to go. But then when she signed off, she signed right back in."
Dude 2- "Man, you totally got the cold shoulder chat."
Dude 1- "Do you think I have any luck with her?"
Dude 2- "No way in hell man..."
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An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")
(Typically done on a Saturday)
Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"
Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"
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(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.
"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"
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The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.
Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.
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The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
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The renewed tensions between the United States and Russia, leading to a rapid diplomatic and military escalation between the two countries.
Some people claim it started in 1999 when NATO expanded to include former Soviet allies. Others pin the start date as August 8th, 2008, when Russian forces pushed the US allied Georgian forces out of South Ossetia and Abkhazia.
Quote by Russian President Medvedev, August 26th 2008:
"We are not afraid of anything, including the prospect of a new Cold War" (Cold War II)
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wwe wrestler stone cold steve austin's finishing move. executed by placing opponenet's jaw on own shoulder, and dropping to the ground in a sitting position.
"Oh mah gawd, he hit the stone cold stunner!!! 1!! 2!! 3!! ding ding ding"
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