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You either own 5 houses or 5 cars.
Person 1: woah look at those group of 13 year old 7th graders that only wear lululemon and golden goose.
Person 2: they must go to Marin country day school
Marin country day school is just rich. You either own 4 cars or 4 houses.
Wow Marin country day school has 2 tracks and a gym.
A word individual that are out of touch with the genre people say about newer country artists that are new to the genre and aren’t fossils and weren’t born when the Vietnam War was happening
“Jelly Roll is not country because he’s not apart of my childhood and doesn’t sound like Hank Williams Jr and Waylon Jennings etc”
The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"
It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"
"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"
The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.
Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?
In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.
Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."
These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.
This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.
These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does
Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain