When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer
SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER
A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.
Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
(n) An old fart who should not be in any form of the government.
The US government is full of blagitty-doos.
A black wanna be artist that like cheese on everything even toes. Lives with his momma still and dont get girls cause he lowkey a childish black mf. He hate when you call him by his real name cause he feels like he always in trouble.
“Woopi Doo what it do!” -fake person
The reefy reefy yum yum that the brothers scoob and shag get toasted and roasted. Aka the funny clover 300.
“Like scoob! Pass the Scooby-doo pack, man”
A cake batter made out of shit.
The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.
Doo Doo Cheerio = Booty Hole
Dude 1: Hey how was that chick last night.
Dude 2: Bro she was wild, bitch was asking me to eat that Doo Doo Cheerio!
Dude 1: ... well... did you?
Dude 2: Homie you know breakfast my favorite meal.