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When someone is lacking a sense of humor or personality
That new chap, he's a bit dry isn't he??
A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.
We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.
When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.
Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex
Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out
A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.
Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.
Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!
Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.
Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.
immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december
Rules:
- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)
- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes
- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock
- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?
He must have been letting the paint dry!
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