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When you don't actually know someone, you're just friends with them on facebook. Or when you have only talked to the person on facebook.
This also can create awkward situations with the person when you do meet them in person.
"OMG you know Josh!?!"
"No, we are just facebook friendly"
or "YES we have become pretty facebook friendly!!"
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When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.
Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?
Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...
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Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.
John's Status: "Men make me happy!"
John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"
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a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.
"you are such a facebook stalker!"
"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."
"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."
"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
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An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.
Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
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Some one who spends to much on Facebook.com
Yo joe get of Facebook you facebook fag
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When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.
Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.
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