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when you wear a formal outfit on a quarantine Friday.Inspired by the Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
I cant wait to dress up for formal friday!
A day where all black people are above the whites
White man: Stop whipping me nigga.
Black man: Man it’s Nigga Friday, I do what I want.
Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.
"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"
Fiesta Friday day is the term for a Friday night party. The Friday equivalent to Sunday Funday, Thirsty Thursday, etc.
Aye chad, you ready for Fiesta Friday?
A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'
Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!