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A nice kid friendly way of saying "shut the fuck up" Basically you need to shut the fuck up because your being an annoying bitch and you need to leave
"Hi mom just came back from school whatcha doin'?"
"Nothing really."
"You have been fucking our neighbor"
"shut the full cup"
The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.
"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."
"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."
"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
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An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.
Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.
Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.
When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.
"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"
Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.
"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch
"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"