Double Barrel Fun-Time

A new and innovative sexual position between two homosexual males. The male with the smaller genitalia will insert his penis (or barrel) into the other gay's penis, thereby arousing and pleasuring both partners.

"Let's get you home so we can have some crazy double barrel fun-time"

Gayboy#1: "I can't wait to shove my tiny pecker inside your huge willy"
Gayboy#2: "Double Barrel Funtime is super sexy fun, even for the person getting his boner penetrated!"

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3.4 mile fun run

A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.

C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run

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making fun of in a nice way

The act of making fun of, or teasing somebody. Although rather than using mean words, they pretend to be nice because they think it's hilarious.

Sometimes, the victim is oblivious to this and actually accepts the compliments.

Patrick: Hi Michelle! You have gorgeous freckles.
Michelle: Awh, shucks! Thanks Patrick!
Patrick: And I totally love your red hair too.
Michelle: You're so nice!

Alice: Poor girl. Patrick's making fun of in a nice way

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the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

42 inches of fun

a joke amanda wife, erik best friend, and tabby me made up(:
and it means have fun with 42 inches <- -if you know what i mean

oh wow i love 42 inches of fun in my pants(:

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Peanut Butter Fun Factory (PBFF)

After dunking your junk into a jar of Peanut Butter, squeeze the remnants out your dick hole like Play-DohFun Factory.

Hey Roberto! Ever heard of “Squeeze Cheese”? Try my Peanut Butter Fun Factory (PBFF) on a cracker ;)