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A failure whose father swam all the way to China. Still doesn't have 100M subscribers what a failure says his father.
Such a failure
-Steven's dad
1. Once there was a Steven He
A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.
Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then
“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
brodie is def getting hailey's 🐱
he def getting that 🐱 means he is getting her cunt
When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC
Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?
A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.
a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)
Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.
Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.
Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.
when a male is js fine asf (attractive)
“he bad”
“u right girl he fine asf”