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getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.
I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.
1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile
1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after
To fire off or shoot a gun without hesitation.
Wyatt was gun-happy at the shoot out between the two bandits.
When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off
Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez
Someone who obsessively checks their email inbox. They check their email every few minutes or seconds.
I check my email so often, I'm pathetically inbox-happy.
a phrase similar to, and building upon, your typical 'happy hour'. However, thanks to getting easily captivated by great friends, hearty laughs, strong drinks and good music, 'happy hour' usually extends beyond the standard period of time, usually in late afternoon and early evening, during which a bar or lounge features drinks at reduced prices, and generally carries on well into the wee hours of the morning. Before you know it, you've been celebrating for eight hours......'happy eight'!
It's Friday night, the bar has happy hour from 4-7, but I feel a 'happy eight' in the making.
When you find a swastika graffiti, and draw extra lines to make it a window. Then draw smiley faces in all the window panes.
In woodshop we found a swastika carved on the table, so he drew with a pencil to make it a Window of Happiness