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When you're illiterate and you don't know how to spell Brain Orgasm
Timmy tried to define 'brain orgasim'... he didn't know he spelled it incorrectly. Ironic because it has the word Brain in it, inferring thought and logic.
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So dumb of a person you deserve to eat pigs ass
Exzaiver failed the test so bad it seemed like he was boil brained
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What happens to you when you try to translate the New Zealand national anthem.
Don't listen to that! You will get a brain aneurysm
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n. scrotum
due to the folds of skin on the scrotum that resemble folds of gray matter
Friends television show, with a man going commando and "showing brain"
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Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.