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internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015


Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022


yung internet

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.

Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt

by debeste666 October 1, 2018


internet gold

a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."

Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."

by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021


Internet Legacy

A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013


internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn January 30, 2012


Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 27, 2017