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While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.
When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine
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(n). Found in many people of Irish descent, Irish Knee Syndrome is the inability to perform a proper squat while working out.
Brandon-*Goes to Squat*, *Falls Back*
Sam- "You must have Irish Knee Syndrome you retard."
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The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues.
The act involves blocking one nostril with your finger while blowing snot out of the uncovered nostril onto the ground.
This must be executed with a high level of pressure to avoid the snot getting stuck on the outside of the nostril.
Hey man, have you got a tissue by any chance?
What do you want a tissue for? Use the Irish Whip.
What the fuck is an Irish Whip?
Block one nostril with ya finger and blow out.
*performs Irish Whip* Oh fuck yeah, I can't believe I've been using tissues all my life when you can easily perform the Irish Whip.
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RAINERS GAMING RAINERS GAMING RAINERS GAMING RAINERS GAMING
Man that Irish person in rainers lol sure loves ketchup sandwiches
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It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.
"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."
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Similar to a chinese fire drill. However, instead of waiting to get to a stoplight, participants exit the car while it is still moving. Can be performed with multiple cars and also with multiple cars where only the drivers switch. This manuever is usually preceded by several pints of guinness.
Alex: ......a chinese fire drill? Does it involve fireworks?
Ben: I said irish fire drill you retard. Its a cocktail with 2 parts beer and three parts stupidity.
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An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood
Me: You're an Irish cunt!
Your friend: Oh my god.....
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