too rich for words

meaning there is too much humor to be expressed in words

watching him take a fall was too rich for words

Too shay

A slang way of saying Touché

Discord user 1: You can't MLG water bucket in Minecraft
Discord user 2: You don't even know the full form of MLG
Discord user 1: Too shay

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

Tha too dolla beel

What he was paid to stop caring about women and the trans community

“Literally how much money did he have to give you to stop caring about women and the trans community”

“He gave me tha too dolla beel and thas enough fo mee”

one body too many

Extreme Paranoia

It feels like One Body Too Many at this place.

doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

MY THICCNES IS TOO MUCH

Hello

hello MY THICCNES IS TOO MUCH