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jacob nill

awesome, sports god, all awesomeness. jacob nill is the most interseting man i the univers if he were to punch u in the face you'd have to fight of the urge to thank him. jacob nill is a music god. hes funny and punny. he enjoys a nice bowl of froot loops while fighting a shark and jacob nill will win. jacob nill is a eletrionic wizz with out being a nerd. jacob nill is handsome, robust, and breth taking

jacob nill is chuck norris + superman x 10

yes he is that great

by all awesomeness August 26, 2010

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartourius

A fuckboy that is a big star for his sexy music and cringe worthy musically account

You are such a Jacob Sartourius

by Prinxess_savage December 10, 2016

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jacob robinson

a fat over weight ugly piece of shit who has no life and all he dose is sit on his fat arse and plays video game he also likes to lie and he also has double staderds he especialy lies abou the HARD CAMPAIGN

(also he has a tiny penis)

jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn

bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier

jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn

jacob robinson: i know it was to hard

by steveee96 May 24, 2011

7πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


jacob

Lady’s he will use you for your body!!!! don’t be fooled by his charm in the beginning he just wants some of that booty to hold at night and when y’all break up he will have a new girl within 2 days.

my boyfriend just broke up with me and already has a new girl... it hasn’t even been close to a week
i bet his name was jacob... smh

by badbiddie24 April 19, 2020

1πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


jacob taylor

Jacob Taylor is a very loyal character with fantastic hair and a great sense of humor. He could easily make anyone laugh. Jacob is also a huge fan of anime (who isn't) and has a good taste in music. He is extremely weird.

Friend 1) wow, Jacob Taylor and Hailey Scott get along really well.

Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.

by TheAnonymousPotato2198 March 20, 2017

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Wet Jacob

First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.

Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.

You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.

- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"

damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....

by Just a good ol' hook October 16, 2010

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž