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Film, short movie, action/adventure/comedy (2005)
James Blonde is a spoof of James Bond. Blonde is portrayed by James Hawkins who goes after to defeat the international criminal Dr. Thunderballs, played by Stephen Stirling. The film was directed and written by Ryan Ehlen, who also plays Blonde's assitant Q-Tip. The movie also stars Matt Dal Zuffo, Conner Mellon and James Adriansen.
The movie James Blonde was very orginal I must admit.
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"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
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1. One who is inside the Actor's Studio.
2. Will Ferril, sometimes.
1. Inside The Actor's Studio is hosted by James Lipton.
2. Will Ferril's impression of James Lipton was hilarious!
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An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :
a:) Being Clinically Obese
b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.
Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.
Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'
Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
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a 19 year old who has lost all his friends and subs. he tries to manipulate straight men into turning gay. he is a mess. bye sisters!
james charles: omg i love that guy i wanna get him in bed ;))))
tati: james, hes straight.
james charles: doesnt matter im a celebrity
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Just simply perfect and lovable. Everyone knows him and likes him no reason to hate. And he’s the best baller I know by far ❤️
Her: I love James
Friend: who doesn’t?
Her: he’s perfect
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A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.
Handsome perfect godsent angel lovelogan james
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