Random
Source Code
Random
In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
39👍 3👎
Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.
I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper
275👍 39👎
A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.
Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.
67👍 7👎
When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general
Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .
2👍 8👎
A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.
Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.
Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.
2👍 8👎
to ejaculate after sex with a lip of grizzly dip in your mouth
Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee
199👍 30👎
Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.
Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?
Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.