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24th of July sucks ass bc everyone was on TikTok🫢. Anyways on the 24th of July it is the Hate TikTok day, where you can trash talk tiktok anywhere no matter what.
“It’s the 24th of July so I fucking hate TikTok”
“Lmao same, also what the hell does the 24th of July have anything to do with this?”
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July 21 is when cocky people are born and they are roaches
Person 1: hey when were u born?
Person 2: oh July 21, why?
Person 1: oh ur a cocky roach idiot.
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ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
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National get the coochie day
Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is
Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day
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"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
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The day sexiest girl alive, Breanna Knipp was born. She has great pussy too!
July 6th is the best holiday ever!
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