you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

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Just pulling on your nips

just like 'pulling your leg' as in i'm just joking with you.

dude, i effed your mom.

what?

i'm just pulling on your nips

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you just got roasted

You basically got wrecked. It is a cool way to say you just got wrecked

Ooh you just got roasted

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I just lost the game

Yeah, I just lost it too

you: "I just lost the game"

someone completely different: "Dang me too, stupid game"

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Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

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my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

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i just hit the lotto

I just hit the lotto means person. Stating I just fucked a person.

I just hit the lotto with Baekhyun.

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