Random
Source Code
Random
car windows that only roll part way down
You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.
9👍 21👎
Two Girls Imitating Woman And Male Sex but with no dick
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.
Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol
13👍 38👎
When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.
I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight
4👍 7👎
Something that men should not be looking at or watching just for the sake of it being lesbian. Lesbians are real people are do not exist to please some sort of straight man agenda.
Man: Bro I love watching lesbian sex haha
Lesbian: what the fuck is wrong with you we have relationships outside of sex stop fetishizing us
8👍 7👎
The other name for a dildoe that a lesbian tends to use for pleasure.
C'mon I want to stick that lesbian stick in me.
14👍 39👎
A man who is attracted to women and decides to have genital surgery in order to make himself a woman.
A lesbian man would be if John grew up as a male, he was a ladies man in high school, he hits age 30 and decides he has always wanted to be a female because he was never comfortable in his own body. He then proceeds to go through a sex reassignment surgery to make his genitals into a female's genitalia. He then becomes a woman,his name is turned into Jane and is still attracted to women not men. Therefore, Jane is a lesbian although she used to be a male.
31👍 104👎
Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.
If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.
You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.
Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.
10👍 26👎