let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

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Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.

While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!

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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

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let your hair down

going overboard with effort or giving more effort than is required for a simple task

wow you really let your hair down today at noon ball, i think you actually killed a guy

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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN

“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”

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let eda say ass

A proud movement

Let eda say Ass

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please let me post this

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

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